Here’s a list of Shakespearean insults that made the rounds in cyberspace.
Hurl these insults, or mix and match words and phrases, prefacing your curse with "Thou."
Artless base-court apple-john
Beslubbering beef-witted canker-blossom
Craven clay-brained clotpole
Droning elf-skinned dewberry
Goatish fly-bitten foot-licker
Mewling idle-headed harpy
Tottering sheep-biting strumpet
Wayward toad-spotted joithead
Yeasty weather-bitten moldwarp